Robert Littal Uncut

1 year ago

Kim Kardashian hustling spandex on QVC…Models the Spandex pants

1 year ago

Weird Things I Read Online…..”If you HAD to wife a porn chick who would it be?”

FROM A FORUM

The age old question… If you HAD to wife a porn chick (or even internet video model) which one would you pick. and I mean wedding with family members! She would not be doing any porn while you were together but of course all of her work from before would still be readily availible online… I guess she COULD still model and strip… would you have a privacy/gag order clause? or pre-nup? SO if you HAD to pick one who would it be?

1 year ago

New invention, Suspenders for dudes with sagging pants

1 year ago

Weird Things I Read Online…..”HOW DO I LACE UP THESE GUCCI BOOTS”

From a guy on a forum:

ok, *someone* got me some gucci boots from saks. they were too tight out the box, so i unlaced them. now i have a problem……..i dont think you are supposed to lace up boots like you do shoes, so wtf do i do lol. i was just gonna put the loops in the strap and just use the strap to keep the long ass laces from hitting the ground/snow( i know, wasnt the best description). im googling the problem too, but since i was on here i thought i’d ask around.

and yes im slightly excited. i got some damn 695 dollar boots as a gift, and its not even christmas yet

Notes: 1 / 1 year ago

Granny Beats Down Would-Be Rapist With Frying Pan

This picture is hilarious, she put the beatdown on him…………………………………..

Hutchinson, Kansas (The Weekly Vice) - Kevin Scott Funderburk, a 25-year-old Reno County man was arraigned Tuesday after a 71-year-old woman beat him over the head with a frying pan when he allegedly tried to rape her.

According to police, Funderburk gained access into the woman’s home when knocked on the door, pretended he was homeless and told her he had no place to go.

“He was drunk and s More..aid he didn’t want trouble with police,” said police Det. Sgt. John Moore.

Once inside, Funderburk allegedly attacked the woman, forced her to the floor and attempted to rape her. During the struggle, however, the woman reportedly managed to get her hands on a frying pan, which she used to repeatedly strike Funderburk on the head.

“She was fighting for her life,” said Moore. “She beat him down with a frying pan.”

When officers arrived Saturday morning, Funderburk was found unconscious, lying in his own vomit in the back of the house. Emergency responders transported Funderburk to a nearby hospital where he spent most of the weekend recovering.

Funderburk, who sported a neck brace for his mugshot, was booked into the Reno County Jail on suspicion of attempted rape, aggravated battery, criminal restraint and criminal damage to property. Bond has been set at $55,200.

http://www.theweeklyvice.com/

Notes: 1 / 1 year ago

Cops Raid Waka Flocka’s Home..Prostitution Charges Maybe..Gucci Mane Arrested

TMZ has learned … a gaggle of cops raided rapper Waka Flocka Flame’s Georgia home this AM — and Waka’s mom tells us, fellow rapper Gucci Mane is in cuffs and prostitution may be involved.

Law enforcement sources in Henry County tell TMZ, cops are investigating possible prostitution.

Waka’s mom tells us, cops are also looking for evidence of gangs and drugs, though we have not been able to confirm this with law enforcement.

Our law enforcement sources say cops found marijuana and weapons.

According to neighbors, there are still four cop cars parked outside.

We’re told Waka (left) is not there — and his mom tells us, if he doesn’t show up soon … cops will issue an arrest warrant.

Story developing …

(Source: tmz.com)

Notes: 14 / 1 year ago

Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man c**.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

(Source: deadseriousnews.com)

Notes: 58 / 1 year ago from jrsirreal (originally from czar4curves)